I remember bits at pieces of the lyrics, and I think it went something like this:
I like some fun so I, wiggle wiggle wiggle,
I like to do dancing, (HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!)
You can not run from my, jiggle jiggle jiggle,
Lets dance together ALL! NIGHT! LONG!
I met this girl who, I could not hide from-um,
Yes she is cute, but she scares me to death,
It is just too much to, handle her kind of fun-fum,
She just leaves me, so out of breath! (or: She acts like she is high, off crystal meth! XD)
She is the type, who wares tiny sexy miniskirts-erts,
Despite the fact that, she is far to young,
I must have been, hit with some kind of curse-erse,
And she is always, pinching my bum!
I met this boy who, is the sweetest guy in sighty-mighty,
Polite and caring, and really hot too,
I just want to glomp him, and snuggle him all nighty-wighty,
Cause he is my wittle snuggle-poo!
And so I chase him, Don't know why he runs so fasty,
But when I catch him, I will pounce him on the spot,
Then I will have him, after all this time at lasty,
Then I will rip off his, clothes cause he is hot!
She is so scary, where is there a place to hide out,
But when I look for one, she is everywhere,
I need some place that, she doesn't know ab-out,
But every where I go, she is already there!
And so she hunts me, every night and every day-ay
Stalking me silently, pouncing me from the back,
I manage to escape and, get the holy heck away-ay,
If I don't do something, I will have a heart attack!