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Tipaz Ollik
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User Number: 1434812
Date Created:2003-11-03
Number of Posts: 7,193,721

I am the PAGAN LORD! Okay I'm not the Big Red Guy(tm). I have neither the strength nor the wisdom to use such a power. But one day I shall! Munch, munch. Was the comic ALWAYS this bad? Zoot Zoot! I am the Whapa! There is a hole in your mind. Why don't you eliminate the entire Narn homeworld while you're at it?
Strengths: Doen't pee his bed anymore.
Weaknesses: Soils his bed with other bodily fluids instead
Special Skills: Who needs em.
Weapons: Huge-ass sword, even bigger sword, Zero's beem saber, and a BFG9000.
Girl's he'd like to bang: Misty, Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny, Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie, Selphie, Lulu, Rikku, Gatoman, Rouge, Amy Rose, Bunnie, Gadget, Fifi, Pamila, Pfil, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Jupiter, Chibiusa, and basicly everything else.

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