Tipaz Ollik (tipazollik) wrote,
Tipaz Ollik

Yes quizzes suck. I took one anyway. Back off.

1. What is your occupation?: Computer Programmer, Professional Pervert

2. What color are your socks right now?: Don't have any on. *wiggles toes*

3. What are you listening to right now?: A stage production put on by the voices in my head.

4. What was the last thing that you ate?: SUB!

5. Can you drive a stick shift?: Cars are scary! hides

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Gold

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?: Me MIM!

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?: No one sent it to me.

9. How old are you today?: Depends on what day today is.

10. Favorite drink?: GRAPE SODA!

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?: The kind involving explosions.

12. Have you ever dyed your hair?: No. Dyeing hair is for fags. FAG!

14. Pets?: The magical trouser snake that lives in my pants.

15. Favorite food?: TACOS!

16. What was the last movie you watched?: I donno.

17. Favorite day of the year?: TURKEY DAY! YUM! But if Christmas dinner is good it has a shot at beating it. <3

18. What do you do to vent anger?: Rant and play fighting games

19. What was your favorite toy as a child?: Little stuffed alligator named Allio!

20. What is your favorite fall or spring?: Fall

21. Hugs or kisses?: Huggle wuggle lovelle snuggles! <3

22. Cherries or blueberries?: Blueberries

23. Do you want your friends to email you back?: e-mail is for losers.

24. Who is most likely to respond?: A loser. Because e-mail is for them.

25. Who is least likely to respond?: A non-loser. Because e-mail is for losers.

26. Living arrangements?: Me, my trouser snake, and my hand.

27. When was the last time you cried?: Uh... I think it was the night before I had to do a speech.

28. What is on the floor of your closet?: ... Do not speak of the forbidden zone!

29. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?: Myself. Because I am awesome.

30. What did you do last night?: FAP FAP FAP

31. Favorite smells?: PIZZA!

32. What inspires you?: My penis.

33. What are you afraid of?: My penis.

34. Plain, cheesy, or spicy hamburgers? Spicy hamburgers? Sounds interesting....

35. Favorite dog breed?: A cat.

36. Number of keys on your key ring?: 1

37. How many years at your current job?: At my Computer Programming job then one. Since I discovered hentai on my Professional Pervert one. XD

38. Favorite day of the week?: Saturday

39. How many states have you lived in?: 1

40. Favorite holiday?: Still Turkey Day. That's Thanksgiving for you unhip folks. Christmas is super-keen too. :3

42. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery?: I have heavy machinery... IN MY PANTS!

44. Do you have a house phone that is NOT cordless?: Yes

45. 10 inches of snow or 100 degree weather?: Some like it hot. :3

46. If you could have any occupation in the world, what would it be?: Immortal God-Emperor for life, and/or Video Game Designer.
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